my favorite thing is when people tell me im only doing something for attention bc its like yeah thats exactly what i want duh nd you just gave it to me

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon

ezrakoenig:

hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.

lovingfoss666:

fuji09:

How many did you eat?

olive them

fappuclno:

 HW at the end of the school year
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alt-j:

i love passionate moms on cooking blogs

I miss having you in my life. I miss your jokes and your laugh. I’d love it if we could go back to normal. I miss the coolest cat I knew. Gosh Darn fricking frack rats.

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memewhore:

I’d be shaking in my Buster Browns if I met this badass on a dark playground…

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

miscaitlin:

tes1a:

tes1a:

gamers dont take hot showers

they take image-y ones

what

this is comedic gold