when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up
Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.
Is that a thing people can do?????????
there are people that cant do that??????????
Alcohol vs marijuana
A man begging his wife’s forgiveness inside Divorce Court, 1948, Chicago.
Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?
um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
I feel like micheal cera never intended to act but ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time and was too awkward to tell them he wasn’t an actor so just filmed stuff anyway and now he’s let it go too far and can’t back out
Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this
Niggas be like ”He don’t bite”
"He still a baby"
"He just playin."
That’s a big ass mofoing pitbull. Looking like a damn liger. Da fuq he feeding it?
Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension