consider this , how the fukc is it september
tell him to invest in surgery
Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?
because youre racist
honestly if Joan Rivers dies youre ALL invited to my house we poppin BIG bottles
yall aint invited
Imma bring the croissants
I got the ginLet me dj, I’m playin pussy poppin songs all night long
|—||me, probably, about some complex personal emotional problem (via geeses)|
you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you
a) power through and continue brushing
b) wash your mouth out
c) go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty
the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable
this is so ironic considering every post jakemalik made had a picture of him on it
|—||Helena Bonham Carter (via exoticwild)|
the first thing Clint Barton would learn in sign language wouldn’t be how to spell his name, it would be how to sign i need coffee followed shortly by can i pet your dog.
Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.