fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.
feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

dannyrandy:

i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes

I can never unlove you. I’ll just love you in a different way now.
(via pvsteblvme)
awwww-cute:

Read that bringing a new puppy into the house would liven up our older dog
pupchuck:

i want this on a t shirt

whatnope:

*a single snowflake falls on the ground* shit man no school tomorrow

willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

gingerblivet:

straddling-the-atmosphere:

onceuponabopper:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

wittywallflower:

Writing is weird.

One minute you are telling a story.

The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.

or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato

Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.

what the hell are you guys writing?

Porn.

megablaziken:

"Is that a six pack I see?" they say as they slowly lift my shirt. "No, stop… don’t," I stutter out as six Pokéballs fall from my shirt and hit the ground