wankstyles:

consider this , how the fukc is it september 

I like this guys but his dick is so small. Wtf do I do
Anonymous

literallyrad:

tell him to invest in surgery

honesty hour

I wish I could break your heart
(via x-expired-x)

myfirstpubichair:

pyro83:

Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?

because youre racist

whitegirlsaintshit:

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

bulma-esque:

thagal:

thagal:

honestly if Joan Rivers dies youre ALL invited to my house we poppin BIG bottles 

image

yall aint invited

Imma bring the croissants

I got the gin

Let me dj, I’m playin pussy poppin songs all night long
anyway, whatever i guess.
me, probably, about some complex personal emotional problem  (via geeses)
what does cum taste like
Anonymous

literallyrad:

despair

officialunitedstates:

you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you

a)  power through and continue brushing
b)  wash your mouth out
c)  go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty

beyoncempire:

jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

this is so ironic considering every post jakemalik made had a picture of him on it

I think everything in life is art. What you do. How you dress. The way you love someone, and how you talk. Your smile and your personality. What you believe in, and all your dreams. The way you drink your tea. How you decorate your home. Or party. Your grocery list. The food you make. How your writing looks. And the way you feel. Life is art.
Helena Bonham Carter (via exoticwild)
waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring

toboldlydammitjim:

the first thing Clint Barton would learn in sign language wouldn’t be how to spell his name, it would be how to sign i need coffee followed shortly by can i pet your dog. 

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.